- you no longer consider ramen noodles to be an ethnic food.
- you talk to your neighbors while you're in the shower.
- you can't tell the difference between ramen and hair dye.
- when introducing yourself, you automatically say your name, year, major, hometown and what type of animal you would want to be.
- your lanyard becomes an article of clothing that never leaves your body.
- you bend the rules of how many times you can wear your jeans, just so you can save quarters.
- the season premiere of your favorite TV show becomes a "hall function."
- you're thinking maybe extreme couponing isn't such a bad idea!
- you no longer care how many of the girls in your hall see you in your pajamas.
I think I'm in college. :)
Shout-out to my neighbor two doors down, who ironed her carpet and made an alligator out of envelopes. Thanks for letting me sit in your room while I wrote this post!
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