Light Bulb Moments

You know those moments when a little light bulb turns on in your head?  Those moments when you have brilliant revelations?  Those aha! moments?  We all have them.  I'd say I had multiple light bulb moments today.  So, to keep with my theme of writing lists, not paragraphs, here are the realizations I came to today (in chronological order, of course):

1. Scrambled eggs are so much better when cooked by a professional than by your little brother.
2. Biology professors: your lectures can be as complicated as you please, as long as you give your students candy with every brain-frying lesson.  (Twizzlers and marshmallows making everything worth it.)
3. I know you were pretty confident about your majors.  But the truth is, you need to major in what you want, not what other people want for you.  In other words, don't commit to a major until you actually understand what it is.  :)
4. Prince Charming doesn't exist.  So don't go looking for him!  Do what you want with your life, and let the people in your life fall into place.
5. Remember how you promised the world that you wouldn't join jazz band in college?  Yeah...that's out the window.  You've been roped into it!  I guess you just can't deny how jazzy you truly are.  

Five light bulb moments in one day?  Man, today is just really shining for me!  And so, my beloved readers, now would be a good time for you to remove your eyeballs from this screen and go ponder.  Perhaps you'll have a light bulb moment of your own.  :)

[Be on the lookout for an upcoming post about my foreign adventure to (drum roll please) South Dakota!]