Ciao, Football!

Is it just me, or is football season over?  Oh wait...yes it is!  Now, I'm not a hater.  I respect everyone's interests, and I don't mind if you enjoy watching football.  Feel free to spend your time however you like.  But the sport has never really appealed to me.  Not only am I not at all interested in playing it, but I don't even understand it.  So, as you can imagine, I'm very excited that the rest of the country has moved on past football season and can start focusing on, well, pretty much anything else.
But if you're like some people I know, you may have issues trying to come up with topics of conversation that don't involve football.  Have no fear, though!  I've come up with a brilliant bullet-pointed list for you.  You're welcome.  :)

Things to Talk About that Don't Involve Football

• Baseball.  Preferably the Minnesota Twins.
• The Queen of England.
• The life and times of your goldfish: John, Paul and George.
• How awesome it is that Betty White is still alive and kickin' (and sassy as ever) at age 90.
• Corn.
• The difference between crocodiles and alligators.
• Washed up child stars.
• Italian government.
• Halloween costumes for dogs.
• How unfortunate it is that people who were born on February 29th only get to celebrate their birthday once every four years.
• More corn.

You can really add anything you want to this list, just as long as it doesn't involve football in any way, shape or form.

And that's all I've got for today.  Have a spectacular week, and stay shiny.  :)